Posted by: Anne Holmes
New puns to groan over - 01/29/14 08:24 PM
I've got a few new puns. I hope you're all up to reading them...here we go:
* What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
* The woman said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.
* I'm reading a book about antigravity. I can't put it down.
* When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
* PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
* Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery.
* I remember when my cousin talked of living in Germany. He said some wurst is worse than other wurst.
* What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
* Broken pencils are pointless.
* When chemists die, they barium.
* What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
* The woman said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.
* I'm reading a book about antigravity. I can't put it down.
* When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
* PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
* Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery.
* I remember when my cousin talked of living in Germany. He said some wurst is worse than other wurst.
* What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
* Broken pencils are pointless.
* When chemists die, they barium.
