Posted by: Anonymous
Black Testicles - 10/10/05 11:03 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and
nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are
my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body
and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and
nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are
my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body
and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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