A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and

nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four

hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse

appears to give him a partial sponge bath.


Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are

my testicles black?"


Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't

know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body

and feet."


He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles

black?"


Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from

worry about his testicles, she overcomes her

embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.


She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and

his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them

around.


Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's

nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"


The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her

and says very slowly,


"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,

listen very, very closely......


A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

ROTFL!!!!!!!

Oh my Lord, how funny is that???

Toooo funny!

Oh my goodness! Funny!!

I sent this to a couple of nurses I know. How funny!

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