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#149261 - 05/23/08 01:09 PM Life in Southern California
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA San Diego, California... A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm goin g to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#149262 - 05/23/08 05:49 PM Re: Life in Southern California [Re: jawjaw]
gims Member Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 3404 Loc: USA	Oh NO! I was actually feeling bad for the driver! Such is life!
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#149264 - 05/23/08 08:45 PM Re: Life in Southern California [Re: ]
Edelweiss Member Registered: 06/05/06 Posts: 4136 Loc: American living in Europe	Heeheeeheeeeee
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#149265 - 05/23/08 09:13 PM Re: Life in Southern California [Re: Edelweiss]
meredithbead The Divine Ms M Registered: 07/07/03 Posts: 4894 Loc: Orange County, California	I swear it wasn't me! _________________________ My handcrafted jewelry: limited edition designs more jewelry, plus bead supplies Poet and essayist
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#149266 - 05/23/08 09:17 PM Re: Life in Southern California [Re: meredithbead]
Dancing Dolphin Member Registered: 03/06/06 Posts: 2529 Loc: Southern California	Oh yea, all the crazies live in California, right Meredith?
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#149267 - 05/23/08 09:19 PM Re: Life in Southern California [Re: Dancing Dolphin]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	I will argue that point. They live, and I should know, in Alabama...thank you very much! No wait, that's rednecks...no wait...that's CRAZY REDNECKS. Okay...now I got it right. _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#149268 - 05/23/08 10:06 PM Re: Life in Southern California [Re: jawjaw]
gims Member Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 3404 Loc: USA	And, they're driving through Texas... going both ways. HeeHee J/J
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