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#205908 - 07/20/10 08:50 AM Some profound questions....
Edelweiss2 Registered: 09/09/08 Posts: 779 Loc: American living in Germany	What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can roast Beef. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psychopath. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. _________________________ A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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#205911 - 07/20/10 01:08 PM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: Edelweiss2]
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	Ah, everything I ever wanted to know. Thanks Edelweiss. But I don't get the Cheese one. _________________________ When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. (Maya Angelou)
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#205912 - 07/20/10 01:09 PM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: Eagle Heart]
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	And I'll never be able to look at a bowl of pea soup the same way again. _________________________ When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. (Maya Angelou)
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#205915 - 07/20/10 01:32 PM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: Eagle Heart]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Not your (Nacho) cheese. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#205991 - 07/22/10 12:28 AM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: Anno]
chatty lady Writer Registered: 02/24/04 Posts: 20267 Loc: Nevada	These are great edelweiss and for even more of these funnies check out my blog from last week, I got a million of 'em there. A might risque however...he, he!!! _________________________ Take a peek at my BLOG: http://charleen-micheles.blogspot.com/
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#205992 - 07/22/10 02:08 AM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: chatty lady]
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	Thank you Anno... _________________________ When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. (Maya Angelou)
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#205993 - 07/22/10 02:20 AM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: Eagle Heart]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Am I the only one that cracked up over the boomerang? Bawwhahahaha! LOVED IT! Heck...loved all of them! _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#206020 - 07/22/10 08:27 PM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: jawjaw]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Thank you for the giggles! Love 'em! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#206028 - 07/23/10 01:21 PM Re: Some profound questions.... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	I liked the crazy people taking the psychopath! LOL... _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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