Merry Christmas from California!

Oh the weather in Ill. is frightful
But Cali is so delightful
And since on a plane I won't go
Who needs snow? Who needs snow? Who needs snow?

Oh, for pat-downs I won't be stopping
Don't need to have my ga-zoingas out popping
It'll disappoint Bill Clinton tho
Who needs snow? Who needs snow? Who needs snow?

Oh, the fam'ly have all seen the light
They too hate going out in the storm
So pour another glass of wine tonight
And we'll stay in Palm Springs so warm

Oh, White Christmas is slowly dying
To snow tires we're cheerfully good-byeing
As long as we love heat so
Who needs snow? Who needs snow? Who needs snow?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Love it! As another SoCali resident via the Midwest and Northeast, if I never trip on ice or shovel my car out from the snow again, THAT'S OKAY!!! And if I really "need" a snow fix, I'm 30 minutes from the San Gabriel Mountains and can visit snow there for a day, and then go home to sunny OC.

Oh we're sooooo mean