Christmas Eve, Worst Joke Wednesday...

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A romanin' catholic.

Why was the baby strawberry so upset? His parents were in a jam!

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

LOL! Good clean humor... Thanks

Why do cars smell? Because they're filled with gas.

What do you give a dog with a fever...Mustard (it's good for "HOT" dogs)

Why can't your nose be 12 niches? Because then it would be a foot!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.

What color is noisy?
YELLow.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.