Posted by: lionspaaw
You can tell its going to be a bad day when: - 02/03/03 10:29 PM
You can tell its going to be a rotten day when:
you wake up face down on the pavement
you put your bra on backward and it fits better (my personal favorite )
you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold
you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office
your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there arent any
you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
your twin sister forgets your birthday
your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angels down the freeway
your boss tells you not to bother to take off your hat
the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
you wake up and your braces are locked together
you walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose
you call your answering service and they tell you its none of your business
your blind date turns out to be your ex
your income tax check bounces
you put both contact lenses in the same eye
your pet rock snaps at you
your hubby says "good morning Jane" and your name is Sally
author unknown -- but troubled
you wake up face down on the pavement
you put your bra on backward and it fits better (my personal favorite )
you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold
you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office
your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there arent any
you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
your twin sister forgets your birthday
your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angels down the freeway
your boss tells you not to bother to take off your hat
the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
you wake up and your braces are locked together
you walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose
you call your answering service and they tell you its none of your business
your blind date turns out to be your ex
your income tax check bounces
you put both contact lenses in the same eye
your pet rock snaps at you
your hubby says "good morning Jane" and your name is Sally
author unknown -- but troubled