Posted by: chatty lady
Beer, Fishing, Golf & Sex - 01/13/06 01:01 AM
BEER, FISHING, GOLF & SEX
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty, nasty smelling, shabby beggar who asked him for a couple dollars for dinner....
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "if I give you this money will you buy beer instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago, liver problems." the beggar replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buy food" the man asked.
"No I don't waste time fishing," the beggar said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend it on greens fee's at the golf course instead of food?"
"Are you NUTS!" replied the beggar, "I haven't played golf in 20 years."
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red lite district instead of on food," asked the man.
"What disease would I get from a lousy ten buck woman?" said the beggar.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you this money, instead I'm taking you home with me for a delicious home cooked meal prepared by my wife."
The beggar was astonished. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty discusting as well."
The man replied as they walked to his car. "That's okay. Its important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex!!!!"
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty, nasty smelling, shabby beggar who asked him for a couple dollars for dinner....
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "if I give you this money will you buy beer instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago, liver problems." the beggar replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buy food" the man asked.
"No I don't waste time fishing," the beggar said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend it on greens fee's at the golf course instead of food?"
"Are you NUTS!" replied the beggar, "I haven't played golf in 20 years."
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red lite district instead of on food," asked the man.
"What disease would I get from a lousy ten buck woman?" said the beggar.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you this money, instead I'm taking you home with me for a delicious home cooked meal prepared by my wife."
The beggar was astonished. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty discusting as well."
The man replied as they walked to his car. "That's okay. Its important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex!!!!"
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