How do they do this?????

http://simonsezsanta.com/

Is this amazing or what?

What a hoot! I am sending this to many, many friends.

I even told him to pick his nose and he did!

LOL!!!

I typed in the word "belly dance" and he did.
Football, and he did. Tennis, and he did.
LOL LOL!!! and also "hula"
cin

Ha ha ! Make him sing, very funny. He danced a jig for me, sneezed, coughed, yawned, pooped...jeez they thought of everything

I can't beleive this. Did anyone command him to scratch? I don't know why, but I roared when he did.

Yes, I told him to scratch his elbow - but we all know where he scratched, don't we?? So he only seems to have the key verbs in place, but not all locations.

Mine doesn't worrk... what am I not doing?

Try refreshing your page. I told him to hit the reindeer. He did. I told him to dance, he did. I told him to kiss the elf...he did. I told him to send me money. Annnnnt! No go. Some Santa HE is!

How did I miss this until now? That was the funniest thing I ever did..or should I say he ever did!

too cool! gotta luv it ...
best santa I've seen in awhile ...
what a hoot!

Well I have decided to come out of the dark ages of dial-up internet service in exchange for 'super fast' service from Cox. They tell me that for a mere $41.00 a month I will literally 'fly' around the net with the speed of light. For $41.00 a month I'd better, or my foot is going to connect with someone behind with the speed of an ticked off lady!!!You best not mess with Mother, period....

You'll love it, Chat. A big difference and you'll never go back to dial up.

Yeah! Chatty. You will be flying around and around and around. You are going to be amazed at the difference. Welcome to the 21st century.

Chatty, can't you get it through AOL, or AOHell, as I call it? Although I hate those people, it is much cheaper.

I have it through BellSouth, my phone company and it's only 34/month. Just seems that 41.00 is a tad high. The price of DSL has actually come down in some places.

Regardless, you are going to love it.

I can't believe I missed this one.
Too funny.
I couldn't stump im at all.
Did any one ask him to kiss or hug? Too cute!

I just did it again...still hysterical...I may be a pervert but I had him stip...too funny!

HO ho Jane! Read your post, and immediately made him strip for me too!
I got this link sent to me. It's hysterical, Hope no one knows it yet. Here it is:
www.elfyourself.com

Okay, I admit it, I'm sick. I had to go BACK and make him strip. Dang Internet. He stopped just short of the ahhh...shorts! hahahaha....

Heck, mine wouldn't work either...Santa just stood there.

By the time I cancel my second phone line and MSN service is way lowered, it will only be costing me about $20.00 so thats not too bad...I hate AOL, what a rip off they are and so is Earthlink, once they have you it is near impossible to break free...

Glad I corrupted you decent ladies! Hannelore...I did see the elfyourself already...I did my grandbaby...it is a scream!