For such a serious topic, this post turned out to be very funny. (a boy named Lumpy,etc.) I couldn't read fast enough to find out the outcome of Sher's tests. I'm so glad things are looking good. Sher,you really should complain about the doctor and the technician who mentioned cancer.
As we all know,many lumps, cysts, etc. may turn out to be cancerous and many don't. A doctor, technician, etc. should never say anything unless they are sure. Obviously you were worried to begin with and you didn't need anyone saying the "C" word. You should spread the name of the doctor, technician and place where the sonogram was done so people can boycott them. Best of luck with all your future tests.