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#123512 - 07/14/07 09:13 AM You're not a kid anymore when....
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Registered: 06/05/06
Posts: 4136
Loc: American living in Europe
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half his age, and nobody says he's robbing the cradle.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You make an appointment to see the dentist.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"

You have a dream about prunes.

You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"

You send money to PBS.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word "equity" means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You take a nap to get ready for bed.

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#123513 - 07/14/07 12:04 PM Re: You're not a kid anymore when.... [Re: Edelweiss]
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Registered: 07/06/06
Posts: 1521
Loc: Alabama
Funny...true...funny...
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#123514 - 07/14/07 12:09 PM Re: You're not a kid anymore when.... [Re: Jane_Carroll]
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Registered: 07/06/06
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Loc: Alabama
That made me think of a few years ago my daughter came to visit when I still lived in Gulf Shores. We were going out to eat and invited my neighbor to go with us (we ate together a lot). So we finished our meal and started home. It was about 7:30. My daughter looked at me in all seriousness and said, "So, what do you and Miss Joy usually do now?" My neighbor and I looked at each other and laughed as I explained, "Well, I usually drop her off at her house and I go home and we're both in bed by 9:00!"

Needless to say...my daughter was bored the rest of the evening!
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