... She told them to be really quiet and that she'd be back in a flash, but she had something else to do first. She ran down the hall and out the front door just in time to see the widows getting ready to round the corner at the end of Chat's block. With little thought, she took off running, skipping every so often, thinking it would help her uneven pant. Finally she reached the women, who had stopped and watched as the booming crazy lady nearly fell into their huddle. Anne327, being the kind soul that she is, breathlessly invited them to Chatty's house. She didn't tell of her magic bag escapade. That would be her secret.
But, she did tell them...

No, she did not tell them, until....

...they all arrived back to Chatty's. Each were taken aback by the sight of the seemingly wild party inside. Chatty was demonstrating her table dance and there was wild laughter everywhere. Anne convinced them to stay for awhile as she introduced them to the others. They couldn't get over Dianne's bright red suit and shoes. This was evident as they looked knowingly at each other as they surveyed all these women. Anne thought the tale of the magic bag might make them smile and lighten up but before she could begin her story...

hahahahahehehehehehe....yeah, we all laughed. We knew exactly what Anne was thinking and where she was going as she slid behind the walk in closet door and closed it. She was checking out her prey....we glanced at each other knowing what the thoughts were. But just then a loud shriek that sent our hearts jumping....

Poor dear Meredith took a nose dive off the piano and landed on Sandpiper, who fell against Anno, who slammed into Danita,...and so on, and so on. It looked like a game of giant dominos going on.

In the meantime across town, they were making ready all the rooms on the 12th. floor for the invasion of the Boomer babes. These rooms were so beautiful, some even had jacuzzis in them. The Manager told Arthur, Jake and Paulo to ready the tour busses to go across town to pick up their guests.

The phone rang and Chatty was told to get the boomer babes ready as the busses would be there shortly. It was hard to hear him and even harder to get the attention of the BB's so Saundra grabbed a pot from the kitchen and a big wooden spoon and banged on it until you could hear a pin drop.

Chatty jumped up on the piano again and this time told the ladies what was occuring. You have one half hour to grab your stuff and head out into the front yard. The busses are coming to get you all. Tonite is a party in The House of Blues just for us and I'm ....

seeing the greatest party Las Vegas ever saw! And so it was!
Boomers enjoyed unplugged entertainment at The House of Blues Music Hall, called Mandalay Bay. Sandpiper, Anno and Danita picked themselves off the floor and were spinning to the best dance hits The Spazmatics could offer. That night, our boomers' experienced the ultimate dance party plus rockstar karaoke, backed up by a real, live rock band. Chatty was on the dance floor swinging; and, she managed to stay off The House Piano all night long.
Rock and roll you disco babes, you!!!!

Where's Meredith? We haven't seen her since she started that human landslide. She wasn't on the dance floor.
She wasn't in the little girls' room. She wasn't at the bar or any of the tables? Now that I think of it, she wasn't on any of the buses, either! Has anyone seen Meredith...?

Meantime back at Chattys place there was Meredith sitting at the dining room table with the widow women from the park that had followed Anne looking for their men, they were engrossed in looking at some of the most beautiful jewelry they'd ever seen. Meredith had brought some of her creations with her for the Boomer Babes to buy, at their insistance. One of the wild women spotted the stuff and now the money was flying out of their hands to buy up these treasures. Meredith picked up the telephone and called Dotsies cell to explain to her why she was missing and about her fabulous luck. One woman wanted the jewelry right out of Meredith's ears, she was laughing hysterically when she told Dotsie....

Okay, I hear my name... (and I've been MIA due to a surprisingly decent week in web orders. Usually it's quiet until mid-January)

It wouldn't be the first time that someone has bought some gorgeous jewels directly off me Although some things are NOT for sale!

OK, back to the story...
Meredith was moving jewelry so fast, she seemed to have three arms. When Dotsie answered her phone, Meredith was babbling about a combined craft fair/talent show/literary salon/
and of course, for Anne (and several other ladies) -- a charity auction featuring the talents of the captured men,

Did I say talents????
...

And those captured men, were--of all things--Chip and Dale
strippers. Hey, talk about auctions, now that was an auction. The bodies on those guys were way too distracting.
The jewelry was beautiful, but so were those male bods!
HeeeeeeeeHaaaaaw; oooooogle, ooooogle, ooooogle!

Who needs talent, when you look like that?