Chatty, you should write a book. You have the knack for making me laugh out loud.
My Hubby is like your nephew LJ...He doesn't make counterfeit bills, though. Hmfg. Maybe I just have to whisper the idea in his ear while he’s asleep. Heh heh
Here are some cool German inventions.....
Now this is the kind of phone I could deal with:
Look closely at this one: Eeeeee gross! Pierced glasses!
This is kinda cute: