You gals are making me laugh so hard I'm practically rolling off my chair. Lola, I used to be pretty good at puns, but I bow to your masterful "poultry in motion" throughout this thread!
JJ, lavender is a perfect way to fight off them party-poo(lavender)ing spammers (didn't want to take a chance, so I just lavendered myself).
All this talk about chicken, I'm hungry!
When you don't like a thing, change it.
If you can't change it, change the way you think about it.