I can handle the $100.00 a plate BUT lets make sure it's not chicken, squab or cornish hen after all a bird on the plate well, I'm sure you can understand the implications, sorry Sammie!!!
What we need is a good publicity shot, oh, didn't mean to say shot, meant photo, thats right, yes photo of our wonderful mascot to be. This being politically correct is a hard job, ever notice? SAMMIE FOR BOOMER MASCOT
should look good on a poster. Lets see her slogan could be "a brisket in every pot." Help me here Smile!