JJ, when you're right, you're right!!
B--- kicking would also be a good topic for conversation. When she calls next time, Lynn could just ask her if she would like her b--- kicked by a wild and crazy southern redhead. (Whewee, it would scare me for sure)
Okay, it would probably also dilute all the kindness and humor suggestions. But hey, it would at least get her Attention.
And it would relieve you of a lot of hostility too. !!!
I'm all for it.