Mrs. Madness,

This move sounds exciting to me, too! But then, I'm not moving there. And I'm not you.

Since so many Americans do business in Bejing, you'll probably be able to connect with other Americans. Hopefully.

By the time you finish organizing all of these third world moves, you'll be a professional where-the-h--l-are-you-taking-me veteran! You could write a book or open a third world relocation business!

Emily (who has never lived outside DC or Maryland)