It wasn't easy finding a counselor, Orchid. Infact he was the only one I found...so I hope he's good.

Yes, Celtic he's a head shrinker and a marriage counselor combined.
With a little salt and pepper, and a carrot or two...he dips our heads into boiling water and shrinks all those nasty thoughts out of our brains….

Oh brother…tomorrow I have to be there at 9:00. I don't really know how I'm going to approach this. Should I bring notes with me, or just play it by ear? All I know is if I see a big black pot with boiling water, I'll pick up my heals and run!