I swear, all I do is patch and repair my body anymore. I get one thing fixed and something else falls apart. Today, my left knee is all kinked up and I don't have a clue why. It's not like I went dancing last night!

I have arthritis in my right shoulder, that acts up when it gets cooler. My cholesterol is elevated and I can't take Lipitor because I had serious reactions to it. I'm getting these wonderful little "skin tags" on my neck, brown sun spots on my face and lines on my chest!

I thought my butt had disappeared but I found it on the back of my thighs. My knees are baggy and I don't care how much I work out and stay muscular, the skin that covers the muscle is still getting crinkly and aged! I think the warranty on my body has expired!