Speaking of calendars...
August
1- Rounds Resounding Day
2- National Friendship Day
3- National Bratwurst Day
4- National Mustard Day
5- Atomic Bomb Day
6- National Fresh Breath Day
8- Sneak Zucchini Day
9- National VEEP Day
11- National Kool-Aid Days
12- Texas Pioneer's Day
13- International Left Hander's Day
14- Liberty Tree Day
15- National Relaxation Day
16- National Tell A Joke Day
18- Bad Poetry Day
19- Potatoes Day
20- National Homeless Animals Day
22- Be An Angel Day
23- Plumbers Day
25- National Kiss and Make-Up Day
26- National Make Your Own Lucky Day Day
27- Petroleum Day
28- National Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day
29- More Herbs and Less Salt Day
31- National Box Car Day