Welcome Yonuh, this is such fun and everyones poems are not only unique but so very imanigative...here goes the last TWO sets of words!

A man married a dancer named Bertie,
But soon found out she was too DIRTY.

She would take him to task,
Called his face an ugly MASK.

All she ever did was gripe,
Told him he married the wrong TYPE.

She made him feel like a bug,
When he was forced to sleep on the RUG.

One day the man was all a beam,
Said she served him some chocolate ice CREAM.

But alas that didn't last,
she screamed that he gulped it down too FAST.

He wished that he had been smooth,
Then her temper he might SOOTHE.

Then one night he dreamed of killing her dead,
but his fear was being caught, having to live on just water and BREAD.

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