Though it isn't a long, long trailer,
What could happen is scary indeed,
I think 'bout human failure,
Which neither of 'em, undoubtedly need.

Lucille Ball 'n Desi Arnez,
Now, they had a good excuse,
Their camper, compared to these folks',
Had a much, much longer caboose.

The lady you see through the window,
Had better not forget where she is,
Ground is a protracted distance,
And she has no time to say, gee-whizz.

Should the man up front, let his foot slip,
Or shift in reverse 'stead of ahead,
Those folks are goin' to their maker,
Sooner than later, that's what I dread.