Chatty,
Glad you are well, and feelin' lots better,
Good hearin' you can breathe,
And no longer under the weather.

Happy they're shippin' you, all your meals,
Then you won't have to labor,
Preparin' big, fancy deals.

When you slim the bod down,
And take off lots 'o pounds,
Have tons of fun, a slippin' around.
Beat all those men away from the door,
Like I'm sure you've done,
A zillion times before!

Stay well, dear Editor, please do adhere,
So you can be on call, all through the year,
Kindly remain ready, willing, and able,
To help those of us, who need you stable.