I'm laughing at this because your day sounds so familiar. I believe I'm wearing it.

I get up and drag my big butt to the coffee machine...pray to the coffee God's that it will be quicker than usual, turn it on, turn around to the kitty cat that is screaming, "oh sure, it's all about youuuu" and feed her, turn around to the violet that needs watering, do that...go to the liter box, ewwwwwwwww, what the devil does she eat! Do that...return to the coffee pot, say another prayer...check emails, answer fan mail, both of them, return to the coffee pot. Pour the blessed liquid in a cup and stand there, daydreaming and drinking. Wake up. Look down at screaming cat who wants to be held. Hold cat. Drink...pet cat...drink. Put cat down. Drink.

Open back door and shout, "Morning world!" Drink. Close door.

Open back door and shout, "Miss Kitty, get your butt back in here." Close door.

Drink....