Over the years women gain weight because they accumulate so much information and wisdom in their heads. When their brains are packed and there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of their bodies. So women aren't heavy, they are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when a woman looks at her butt in the mirror she should say to herself, "Good grief, look how smart I am!" KC Christensen-Lang
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Well-behaved women rarely make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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