Well I'm here to tell you the story is true,
eggs fry on the sidewalk, you can scramble them too.

I personally wouldn't eat anything off the ground,
but it's fun to hear them frying, listen to the sound.

Now we're happy, it's sunny but not too hot,
soon we will be blistering, losing all the fluids we got.

I myself know how to keep cool,
I float beneath the water in a lagoon shaped pool,
that's right I stay in water or air-conditioning;
I'm no fool.