Ok, here's another funny for you and it's only about 2 1/2 minutes. I attend a monthly program at our local library that describes upcoming books, movies from books, etc., and the guy in charged showed it to us. (I LOVE this program. He even gives away advance copies of some of the books.)

Anyway, go to YouTube, type in Ellen Reads 50 Shades of Grey.

Ellen DeGeneres starts reading from the book but immediately switches into a comedy reading. It's not dirty at all, just unbelievably funny. There's no way the book could have competed with her anyway.....