A vacationer telephoned a seaside hotel to ask where it was. "It's only a stone's throw from the beach," he was told.
"How will I recognize it?" asked the man. Back came the reply,
"It's the one with all the broekn windows."

You know it's time to get a new car when--
The traffic reporter on the radio begins to refer to you by name.
You make a left turn and your date falls out.
You lose the "stoplight challenge" to a 16-year-old on a moped.

What an automated soiety we live in. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN A TRAFFIC SIGNAL TURNS GREEN, IT AUTOMATICALLY ACTIVATES THE HORN OF THE CAR BEHIND YOU?
_________________________
https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke
https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf