"What's the matter with you, lad?"
"Typhoid fever, Sergeant."
"That illness either kills you or leaves you an idiot. I know because I've had it!"

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A lot of people complain about their dumb boss," says Joey Adams.
"What they don't realize is that they'd be out of a job if their dumb boss were any smarter."

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Van der Merwe was carrying a box when he met his friend. "Guess how many chickens I have in this box and I'll give you both of them," he said.
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