Q. Who is NOT hungry at Thanksgiving?
A. The Turkey. He's already stuffed!

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Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he has the drumsticks!

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Sign on company bulletin board: "This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck."

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