May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see da New Year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure da old year leaves!

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On New Year's Eve Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death!
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