"Last time I went to vote, a fella pulled a gun on me and asked if I was going to vote Republican or Democrat."
"What did you tell him?"
"After I thought about it, I told him to go ahead and shoot."
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The trouble with politicians is 90 percent of them are giving the other 10 percent a bad name.
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Congressman to Young Lady: Which party are you affiliated with?
Young Lady: I can't tell you. The party I'm affiliated with isn't divorced yet!
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