"What are you so happy about?" a woman asked the
98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know," he said, beaming. "Isn't it wonderful?"
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"Say, Bill," a man said to his pal, "how do you like
your new job?
"It's the worst job I ever had."
"How long have you been there?"
"About three months."
"Why don't you quit?"
"No way. This is the first time in 20 years that
I've looked forward to going home."
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The disgruntled diner summoned his waiter to the table,
complaining, "My oyster stew doesn't have any oysters in it."
"Well, if that bothers you, then you better skip dessert,"
replied the waiter. "It's angel food cake."
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