Dianne, your post reminds me of a shell silverstein song. Like all his stuff, it's great. I found the words:::

So youre takin better care of your body,
becoming more aware of your body,
responding to your bodys needs.
Everything you hear and read
about diets, nutrition
and sleeping position.
Detoxifying your system.
Buying machines that they advertise
to help you exercise,
herbs to revitalize
you
if youre traumatized,
soaps that will sanitize,
sprays to deodorize.
Liquids to neutralize
acids and pesticides.
Free weights to maximize
your strength and muscle size.
Shots that will immunize,
pills to re energize you.

But remember that
for all your pain
and gain,
eventually the story ends the same....
Youre still gonna die.

It's so cute. I have it in the car and can't help but laugh at myself every time I play it, especially if I'm on the way to the health food store or to exercise (previously).
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