Number5, I chuckled at your last line. I wish I could remember the name of that movie where the older guy says those very same things about young girls laughing at every word he said and being impressed with him etc, etc. In the end the young girl said she was faking all those orgasms and told him (the older guy) he wasn't all that great in bed. The look on the guy's (actor's) face was priceless after hearing this.